Hi all, sorry again for not posting much! I really have been quite busy...
Just thought I'd share with you all some very funny jokes:
Knock knock?
(Who's there?)
Alpaca
(Alpaca who?)
Alpaca trunk you-pac-a suitcase!
Knock knock?
(who's there?)
Britney Spears
(Britney Spears who?)
Britney Spears
(Britney Spears who?)
Oops I did it again!
My friends and I were literally in a laughing fit the whole of breaktime over those. Not that funny I know, but we just couldn't help it! Oh God, I'm laughing now just thinking about it! Haha...
Wednesday, 21 November 2012
Sunday, 11 November 2012
Free perfume!
Hi all,
So sorry I haven't posted- have been very busy.
On Saturday, Uncle James took us out for the day. We went bowling, then Macdonalds, cinema, ice skating and then to donatellos for dinner! What a lovely day.
Today, I met Serena in town for a while, and we decided to go freebie hunting! Went into boots, Beales and Debenhams pretending we were choosing perfume for mum, to get free samples!
Honestly, I reccommend trying it. Simply say: "Excuse me, I'm buying a perfume for my mum but cant decide, would it be possible to take a few sample bottles for her to try?"
Just another great life skill!
So sorry I haven't posted- have been very busy.
On Saturday, Uncle James took us out for the day. We went bowling, then Macdonalds, cinema, ice skating and then to donatellos for dinner! What a lovely day.
Today, I met Serena in town for a while, and we decided to go freebie hunting! Went into boots, Beales and Debenhams pretending we were choosing perfume for mum, to get free samples!
Honestly, I reccommend trying it. Simply say: "Excuse me, I'm buying a perfume for my mum but cant decide, would it be possible to take a few sample bottles for her to try?"
Just another great life skill!
Wednesday, 7 November 2012
Lovely pearls of wisdom...
Just walked into Hamish's room to find him sat with a pile of cards on his head asking Bonnie to sit on them???
Anyway, at the dinner table we began talking about bi-sexuals. Those of you who don't know, it's someone who likes girls and boys.
Hamish decided to come up with a lovely pearl of wisdom...."They'll do anything on two legs"
Nice....
Anyway, at the dinner table we began talking about bi-sexuals. Those of you who don't know, it's someone who likes girls and boys.
Hamish decided to come up with a lovely pearl of wisdom...."They'll do anything on two legs"
Nice....
Bombs away...
Hi all,
Guess what? I'm back to school! yay....
Well, I suppose it means I get to tell you about all my weird teachers and crazy friends. So, here's the scoop:
Jo and I were in maths, doing computer lesson things, when we spotted a black plastic suitcase under the desk. We thought it was a bomb!
Guess what? I'm back to school! yay....
Well, I suppose it means I get to tell you about all my weird teachers and crazy friends. So, here's the scoop:
- Jo, my bi-sexual friend is going out with Amy, Emily's bi-sexual friend
- Mr. Clapham is very, very upset that I'm not taking geography GCSE
- Sally is going on a diet!
- Mr.Simm is back from his R.E convention which he hated
- Allie is getting a furby- you know the little teddy which speaks and dances and laughs
Jo and I were in maths, doing computer lesson things, when we spotted a black plastic suitcase under the desk. We thought it was a bomb!
Tuesday, 6 November 2012
If I don’t post, I’ve probably choked!
Hi again
all,
So, I
just found out that mum and dad are making us take vitamin tablets every
day...And here are the reasons we need to take them:
· They help your hair grow
· They help your skin
· They help you focus
· They help you feel awake
· They improve your health
Sounds
good right? Well let me tell you the slight bit of info they left out:
· The pills are the length of half
my thumb!
So, if I
don't post I have probably choked.
Why can't we have the ones Bonnie
has?! They're chewy, little, strawberry ones....I miss toddlerhood.
Sunday, 4 November 2012
Not a good day for a cake!
Hello all,
Today is the last day of half term-back to school tomorrow-GRRREEEAAAT!
Anyhoo, today i decided it was about time I did some cooking and mum said she needed a sponge made, so I called Bonnie in to help.
About 10 minutes into the baking, I realised I'd put in ordinary flour instead of self-raising. And we had no baking powder, so I ran round to the shop to buy some. What luck-the shop had run out! So, returned home and started again. All was going well, until I realised I'd used up the last of the sugar. Ran round to the shop for the second time, and they had sugar! Woo. About an hour later the cakes were all done and cooling on the side.
Watched t.v for a little, then went into the kitchen to put the victoria sponge together. This was when I realised mistake three, I hadn't greased the tins or lined them with greaseproof paper. So, as you can guess, they fell apart and I had to mend them with jam!
It tasted alright, but looked awful! Not a good day for a cake...
Today is the last day of half term-back to school tomorrow-GRRREEEAAAT!
Anyhoo, today i decided it was about time I did some cooking and mum said she needed a sponge made, so I called Bonnie in to help.
About 10 minutes into the baking, I realised I'd put in ordinary flour instead of self-raising. And we had no baking powder, so I ran round to the shop to buy some. What luck-the shop had run out! So, returned home and started again. All was going well, until I realised I'd used up the last of the sugar. Ran round to the shop for the second time, and they had sugar! Woo. About an hour later the cakes were all done and cooling on the side.
Watched t.v for a little, then went into the kitchen to put the victoria sponge together. This was when I realised mistake three, I hadn't greased the tins or lined them with greaseproof paper. So, as you can guess, they fell apart and I had to mend them with jam!
It tasted alright, but looked awful! Not a good day for a cake...
Saturday, 3 November 2012
Madagascar 3
Hmmm....
Just went to see Madagascar 3 at the cinema. Not great.
I guess its good for those who want to watch a film about a maniac hunter, and talking animals that do trapeze into a pool of snakes! But, as I've already said. Generally-not great.
And, its especially "not great" if you see it twice as I did. Jo, Serena, Sally and I went to see it on the release date. Might sound surprising, but we (13 year olds) were the youngest there! The cinema was mainly full of elderlies.
I just thought of a pun.....instead of Madagascar 3, Badagascar 3! Hahaha.....well, at least its funnier than the film!
Just went to see Madagascar 3 at the cinema. Not great.
I guess its good for those who want to watch a film about a maniac hunter, and talking animals that do trapeze into a pool of snakes! But, as I've already said. Generally-not great.
And, its especially "not great" if you see it twice as I did. Jo, Serena, Sally and I went to see it on the release date. Might sound surprising, but we (13 year olds) were the youngest there! The cinema was mainly full of elderlies.
I just thought of a pun.....instead of Madagascar 3, Badagascar 3! Hahaha.....well, at least its funnier than the film!
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